Look, Mona did some terrible things.She did some of them to me and I’m her best friend.I don’t know how she could,but I think I understand how angry she was.Mona and I are very,very close,I mean,we’re like the same person.We started out at the same place.And we were so close to becoming those girls who would sit at a table and guard purses while the hot girls were on the floor dancing.But Mona made sure we didn’t disappear…And I owe her for that. I see her in that robe and those slippers,and I realize that could be me in there.And if it was me,Mona would be sitting here asking all of you to not send me away…So please don’t.Don’t send her to Saratoga.She doesn know anyone in Saratoga.There will be no one there to hold her hand.And no one will care a brown rat’s ass for her in Saratoga.So please.